I love taking quizzes, always have. I stumbled across a bizarre one today on Quizilla: Which Federal Rule of Civil Procedure are You?
I’m 28 United States Code Section 1332! (Love the exclamation points!)
You are not a Federal Rule of Civil Procedure at all: you’re the statute that allows the federal district courts to hear diversity of citizenship actions! You were drafted with the idea that an out-of-state party may be unduly prejudiced by appearing in a foreign state. Sometimes people may think that you’re strange, and they try to minimalize your effects by requiring an amount in controversy and by being especially strict on the requirements for diversity. Also, attorneys often use you for “forum shopping” and other undesirable behavior. But there’s no getting around the fact that you’re so darned loveable! Your delightful quirkiness entertains friends and law professors alike, and although others may grumble about your eccentricities behind your back, they’re always talking about you, so you must be doing something right. Let’s face it, the world could use a few more 28 USC 1332’s!
Over at quizfarm, I have found out that I am most like a beagle (What kind of dogg are you?), can be either a man or a woman (Should you be male or female?), and a freaky bitch (What bitch r u?).