Bill Maher challenged Donald Trump to prove he’s not the son of an orangutan. Trump provided his short-form birth certificate.
Sure, the truncated birth certificate shows he’s legally the son of a human being. But biologically? DNA results are needed.
Now, to be fair to orangutans, Donald Trump’s only real similarity is his shock of orange hair, which he swirls about his head in some kind of misguided mating display. That is, admittedly, orangutan-esque. However, Donald is well known to have short fingers, his face is dismayingly square, and his mouth is miniscule, all of which make him very unlike an orangutan, which has simian grace and beauty.
The most significant proof, which you might have expected Donald Trump to resort to first, is that orangutans and humans cannot breed together to produce offspring. Science, Mr. Trump. That’s why we go to school.
(Please don’t take this as any kind of endorsement of Bill Maher. He still gives off a major ‘creep’ vibe).
I love the girl at the beginning who runs away when the fennec fox comes at her. So cute!
This reminds me of an experience not too long ago with a little snow weasel in the woods. Good times.
Filed under animals, arabian
What a patient cat. And what a fun gift it would make.
An inside look at a profession we all take for granted, cat herding.
I wasn’t going to post this neat video Cute Overload sent me in their daily email, then I got to this comment,
bahaha, this reminds me of when I was little and would find my dad praying (muslim-style), I’d jump on for the free piggy-back ride. Somehow, he had the same patience as this lady.
which was too charming not to share.
I’ve wanted a dog for about twenty years, in a not particularly urgent way. I’ve read up on puppy training, watched the Dog Whisperer, searched for images of adorable puppies. My dream dog that I’d never get because I’m against purebred dogs in principle is a Shiba Inu dog. And one might be available for adoption.
Here’s a pic of what they look like. Sooooo cute.
Don’t really stop me. This is going to happen. Wheels are in motion. I only hope my cats forgive me.
Originally found on I Can Has Cheezburger.
Filed under animals, arab
This could be interpreted as an early lolcats. I can’t make out the writing; either it’s Persian or it’s Arabic in the farsi script, which I always have troubles with.
I was feeling down today, so I cheered up by watching this clip of Kitten Loves Broccoli.